Judge: How far away were you from the accident?

Carpenter: 27 feet, 6 inches.

Judge: What? How come you are so sure of that distance?

Carpenter: Well, I knew some idiot would ask me. So I measured it!

法官：你離事發(fā)現(xiàn)場有多遠？

木匠：27英尺6英寸。

法官：什么？你怎么這么確定？

木匠：我知道會有傻瓜問，所以我量了。

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