One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.

" May I speak to your parents? "

" They're busy. "

" Oh. Is anybody else there? "

" The police. "

" Can I speak to them? "

" They're busy. "

" Oh. Is anybody else there? "

" The firemen. "

" Can I speak to them? "

" They're busy. "

" So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing? "

" Looking for me. "