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  Forty baby thieves
[ 2006-08-04 08:00 ]

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"(《雙城記》) and she gave birth to twins" .

"That’s funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' (《三個或強手》)and she gave birth to triplets" .

The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!"

When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves(《阿里巴巴與四十大盜》)"!!!

 
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