Ronni: Now, y'see, most people, when their pets
pass on, they want 'em sorta laid out like they're sleeping. But occasionally
you get your person who wants them in a pose. Like, chasing their tail, or, uh,
jumping to catch a frisbee.
Chandler: Joey, if I go first, I wanna be looking for my keys.
Ronni: That's a good one!
Mr. Tribbiani: Hey, Joe.
Joey: Dad, Ronni's here.
Mr. Tribbiani: Huh?
Ronni: Hi.
Mr. Tribbiani: Hey! Hello, babe! Wh... what're what're you doing here?
Ronni: Oh, uh, well, you left your good hair at my apartment, I figured you'd
need it tomorrow for your meeting.
Mr. Tribbiani: Thank you. Uh...
Chandler: So, who's up for a big game of Kerplunk?
Ronni: Look, I uh, I shouldn'ta come. I-I'd better get going, I don't wanna
miss the last train.
Mr. Tribbiani: I don't want you taking that thing.
Ronni: Oh, where'm I gonna stay, here?
Joey: Who-ah-ho.
Mr. Tribbiani: We'll go to a hotel.
Ronni: We'll go to a hotel.
Joey: No you won't.
Ronni: No we won't.
Joey: If you go to a hotel you'll be...doing stuff. I want you right here
where I can keep an eye on you.
Mr. Tribbiani: You're gonna keep an eye on us?
Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as
you're under my roof you're gonna
live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
Ronni: Wow. He's strict.
Joey: Now dad, you'll be in my room, Ronni uh, you can stay in Chandler's
room.
Ronni: Thanks. You're, uh, you're a good kid.
Chandler: C'mon, I'll show you to my room. ...That sounds so weird when it's
not followed by "No thanks, it's late."
Joey: Okay. Now this is just for tonight. Starting tomorrow, you gotta make a
change. Six years is long enough.
Mr. Tribbiani: What kinda change?
Joey: Well, either you break it
off with Ronni.
Mr. Tribbiani: I can't do that!
Joey: Then you gotta come clean
with Ma! This is not right!
Mr. Tribbiani: Yeah, but this is...
Joey: I don't wanna hear it! Now go to my room!
Chandler: Hey, Kicky. What're you doing?
Joey: Just trying to get comfortable. I can't sleep in my underwear.
Chandler: Well, you're gonna.
Joey: I've been thinking. Y'know, about how I'm always seeing girls on top of
girls...
Chandler: Are they end to end, or tall like pancakes?
Joey: Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these
women. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a
stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know? Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...
Chandler: Hey, you're not him. You're you. When they were all over you to go
into your father's pipe-fitting business, did you cave?
Joey: No.
Chandler: No. You decided to go into the out-of-work actor business. Now that
wasn't easy, but you did it! And I'd like to believe that when the right woman
comes along, you will have the courage and the guts to say "No thanks, I'm
married."
Joey: You really think so?
Chandler: Yeah. I really do.
Joey: Thanks, Chandler.
Chandler: Get off!
妙語佳句，活學活用
1. keep an eye on somebody
意思是“照看，留神，密切關注”。例如：I heard rumors about
your boyfriend these days, so keep an eye on him.
最近我聽說了一些關于你男朋友的傳聞，所以你得留神他了。電影中的 I want you right here where I can keep an eye on
you. 意思是“我想讓你們就留在這兒，這樣我就可以監視你們?！?
Ronni: Now, y'see, most people, when their pets
pass on, they want 'em sorta laid out like they're sleeping. But occasionally
you get your person who wants them in a pose. Like, chasing their tail, or, uh,
jumping to catch a frisbee.
