A middle-aged couple went to the gallery. The wife, who was nearsighted, stood before a big picture of a woman's image and cried out, “Dear me, how could a woman be so ugly?”

“Don't be so fussy,” said the husband. “It's not a picture. It's a mirror!”

相關文章 Related Stories

	七胞胎		沒聽懂的“睡眠藥”
	哪只鼠最牛？		怎么老是你？
	說“我愛你！”		“去你個頭！”