八一八史上最糟糕的求婚

It's a moment in your life that theoretically should only happen once - the marriage proposal.
有一個(gè)時(shí)刻，理論上而言在你生命中只會(huì)有一次，那就是求婚。

But while some men (and women) go all out when asking for their beloved's hand in marriage, others take the laissez faire approach.
當(dāng)一些男人（或者女人）絞盡腦汁向自己所愛(ài)求婚時(shí)，另一些人則傾向采取一種放任自流的方法。

For every boat trip down the Seine or fireworks display, there is a ring nestled in a plate of fried onions or a proposal hastily scrawled on the lid of a fast food container.
這廂有人在塞納河上順流而下的小船上求婚，或在煙花綻放的浪漫下情景下請(qǐng)求牽手，而另一廂就會(huì)有人把戒指藏在裝滿炸洋蔥的盤子里，或是把求婚宣言匆忙寫(xiě)在快餐盒的蓋子上。

There is no denying that the sentiment is always good - the request to be tied in holy matrimony forever.
毫無(wú)疑問(wèn)，這些行動(dòng)的出發(fā)點(diǎn)都是好的——希望將兩個(gè)人永遠(yuǎn)“捆綁”在神圣的婚姻里。

But whether these couples will be as happy to recall the moment they say 'Yes' once the excitement died remains to be seen.
然而，當(dāng)歲月漸長(zhǎng)，激情褪去，雙方回憶起當(dāng)時(shí)求婚的時(shí)刻時(shí)會(huì)否歡欣，就不好說(shuō)了。

From graffiti on a cow to an inventive use of a home WiFi connection, the following proposals all get top marks for thinking outside the box, even if the romance was lacking.
從牛身上涂鴉的的誓言到家中無(wú)線網(wǎng)連接的創(chuàng)意應(yīng)用，下面這些求婚盡管不夠浪漫，卻都別出心裁。