Spending night with grandparents, 2 young boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers at bedtime.

The younger boy began praying at the top of his lungs:"I PRAY FOR A BIKE... I PRAY FOR A NEW DVD..."

His older brother nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."

To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"

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不是我

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我不是算命的

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