Mrs. Johnson asked the class to write a composition about what they would do if they had a million dollars.

Everyone except Fannie began to write. Fannie twiddled her thumbs and looked out the window. When Mrs. Johnson collected the papers, Fannie's sheet was blank.

"Fannie," said Mrs. Johnson, "everyone has written two pages or more, but you've done nothing. Why is that?"

"Nothing is what I'd do," replied Fannie, "if I had a million dollars."

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