The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, “Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket.” He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich.

He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, “That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch.”

更多英語笑話

左耳進右耳出

為什么沒有牡蠣

每公尺一個吻

我帶了面罩