A woman said to an old man. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods,?and never exercise."

"That's amazing. How old are you?"

"26."

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（中國日報網英語點津 丹妮 編輯）