Fancy being an armpit sniffer, Mosquito bite victim, sewer diver or marine snot collector? No? We didn't think so

你是不是經常抱怨自己的工作無聊？不過且慢，如果你知道世界上有哪些工作最差，你可能會感激上蒼。英國《鏡報》就為我們盤點了一番全球最糟糕工作。

Talk about a boring job... Thomas Curwen watches paint dry for a living.

The Dulux scientist from Twyford, Berks, 34, checks how the colour of matt and emulsion changes over time on walls and under microscopes.

談到有什么工作無聊透頂，34歲的托馬斯?柯溫的工作應該算一個。他成天盯著剛刷的油漆變干，作為多樂士專業涂料的一名科學家，他要檢查墻上或者顯微鏡下的油漆顏色如何隨時間變化。

If you think that sounds a bit dry, just wait. We’ve found there a many worse ways to earn a living around the world...

如果覺得這夠無聊，那還是等等再下結論，我們在全球找到了許多槽糕的工作，先來一睹為快。

Armpit sniffer

嗅腋窩

Getting a whiff of BO may sound like the pits, but it’s all in a day’s work for Peta Jones.

聞些狐臭的味道聽起來不那么爽，不過，佩塔?瓊斯成天就干這種活。

She works as a deodorant producer for Unilever in Australia, developing the Dove, Lynx and Impulse brands.

A big part of her job is sniffing strangers’ armpits to check her products’ work.

瓊斯是澳大利亞聯合利華集團的除臭劑生產者，多芬（Dove）凌仕（Lynx）和Impulse等就是聯合利華旗下品牌。她工作的主要內容就是嗅陌生人的腋窩，以檢驗產品功效。

Peta said: “It was strange at first, but in a week it was fine.”

“剛開始這很奇怪，但干一個星期就好了。”佩塔說。

呃呃呃呃：這份工作真是頂呱呱！