Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

永遠不要和一個丑陋的人打架，他們沒什么好失去的。

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.

時間是最好的老師，不幸的是，它殺了它所有的學生。

Comedy is acting out optimism.

喜劇就是將樂觀演繹出來。

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

上天只給你一丁點兒瘋狂，絕對不能丟掉！

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

如果由女人來統(tǒng)治這個世界，我們將不會有戰(zhàn)爭，但是每28天就要進行一場激烈的協(xié)商。

I love kids, but they are a tough audience.

我愛孩子們，但他們可真是不好伺候的觀眾。

In America they really do mythologise people when they die.

在美國，人死后就會被神化。

You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous.

你認為你最好努力工作，不然會被別人忘記。這個想法很危險。

（中國日報網(wǎng)英語點津 陳丹妮）