10.“Me and Sarah — sorry,Sarah and I… You must be a total grammar Nazi.”

“我和莎拉——不對，是莎拉和我……你肯定是一個“語法糾正狂”。

Don’t worry, I only judge you on the inside.

放心~我只會在心里默默糾正你的。

11.“Oh, creative writing? Sometimes I write for fun too!”

“哇，創意寫作？有時候我也喜歡寫點東西找找樂子。”

Yeah, trying to plumb the depths of the human condition is a real walk in the park. I like to do it in my spare time too.

對啊，嘗試探索人的處境深處就像在公園里散個步一樣輕松。我也喜歡在閑暇時光做點寫作哦~

12.“I’ve been up all night, this problem set is killing me. It must beso niceto just write an essay.”

“整夜睡不著覺，這問題快把我折磨死了。你們專業只用寫一篇論文肯定是一件很愜意的事吧。”

It must beso niceto have a major where there are right answers.

有一個永遠都能得出正確答案的專業才是一件很愜意的事情吧！